It's just a bad photo through and through. Terrible angle for her, and horrendous retouching. I'd be angry too.

Emmy Rossum always looks tired in the most beautiful way. I don't mean that as a snark. She's, like, sleepy-gorgeous. It's weird.

I participated in a research study about using mindfulness based cognitive behavioural therapy to help people recovering from traumatic brain injury. The experience was incredibly helpful for me and most of the other participants, injured and non-injured. If you have a library card it costs nothing to learn and…

RuPaul wins. Those are hilarious.

You're really still doing this? When the photos were barely retouched?

You're paying $10,000 for someone to steal images from Vogue so you can what, exactly? Point out that images of female celebrities are usually altered while inviting the public to scrutinize a woman's body? And you'll make a significant profit from doing this?

Yes. Doomed to wear chinos. DOOOOOOMMED!!!

Okay, but there are also fantastic Indian men on OK Cupid. I met one and now he is my boyfriend.

Aw, man. I can't condone the punch, because in the end words can't kill you and being hit in the head can. I know how lame that sounds, but it's true!

Seriously! Is somebody's old southern Auntie writing for TMZ now?

I'm worried about her wearing those heels so close to the edge of the platform. She might tip over!

WOAH. Ronan Farrow looks like Frank Sinatra. That is all.

Fuck, yeah. The idiots who feel uncomfortable watching this? They deserve to be uncomfortable. Go Prancing Es!

This isn't adorable. It's exhausting.

Er. Sorry. My first comment went weird and I can't seem to edit it. I was trying to say that your English was fine.

sdfs

Does anyone know the identity of the gorgeous gingery man who plays the emcee in Janelle Monae's "Dance Apocalyptic" video? He also dances in the background of the Q.U.E.E.N video and I am smitten.

Oh, Heath. Honey. You are not an "outside of the box" thinker. You're just another simpleton who wants to be Iron Man.

Google "Venus of Willendorf" for an illustration of a fat caveperson.

How is 45 minutes of exercise a day a teensy amount?