after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”

They cover the (male) player character from Mobius FF up because of “complaints”, but they release a character wearing what basically boils down to a stripper-mechanic outfit and then have the gall to say that she’s not supposed to be “erotic”.

There’s value in amateurism. Modders are free to work on something for as long and hard as they like. A professional developer has to be paid for his time. And there’s probably not enough money in mod-making even if this takes off to make it worth the effort for a lot of them.

U don't solve world hunger, Wii solve world hunger.

Bloke on the left: "There's something in my burger..."

Haha we all know these kinda things. Today you shouldn't worry about stuff like this. Merry Christmas

Reminds me of a mexicano

Honestly, he's decent, but his art is lifeless and mechanical. His designs have plateaued and he shows no intent on overcoming that because fans eat his work up anyway.

heh. This feels kind of like a political party purchasing a classroom and covering it in their own branding for a history of politics class.

You mean real sword fighting isn't like this?

A 4-color monochrome palette and a 160x144 resolution does not a Gameboy game (de)make. The pixel art is well done, but I don't think the Gameboy could function with those graphics.

How... bizarre.

"Oh you wanted a car with wheels? Then you should have gone down the street to the luther dealer."

THE PEOPLE WANT PLAYABLE TINGLE, THE PURE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES

If anything has ever needed the Benny Hill music, this is it. Try it...

It's not simply too many games. It's too many unorganized, poor quality, unfinished, re-hashed, re-released pieces of junk flooding the store.

I'd actually say DocSeuss is pretty spot on.

Why is she obligated to be nice? She has no idea who this guy is that is throwing himself at her feet. It's the equivalent of getting an email from a Nigerian Prince who wants you to help get money from your long lost uncle.

As much as Japanese companies seem clueless to much of the modern media when it comes to Youtube showing their videos and claiming them, you got to hold such respect that the men at top are willing to cut THEIR pay for failures on their part, rather then just fires dozens below them that were simply following their…