Imitating an accent for the sake of treating another culture as a joke. Nowhere does he say he means every single imitation.

Out of all the excuses they could choose, they go with terrorism. Really? Like, really? Terrorism? That’s the best thing you could come up with? This is just sad now.

This is just sad now. How the hell can you be this pathetically ineffective when you control the entire government?

Don’t worry; your working out simply means you have more muscle mass than him, and considering that the weight of muscle mass is comparable to that of fat (though slightly heavier), you having the same weight as him doesn’t say much. I mean, look at that photo. Trump’s excess weight is likely mostly fat.

For anyone doubting that weight; keep in mind that nowhere here Trump’s fat percentage has been mentioned. Considering Trump’s earlier comments, his overall behavior and all the photo’s of him, I think we can safely assume that at least for Trump, the majority of that excess weight (if not all) is fat mass. Since…

Are you sure about that? The weight given here doesn’t say anything about his fat percentage. Considering Trump’s comments and overall behavior (i.e. he isn’t exactly someone who works out a lot), I think we can safely assume that most (if not all) of Trump’s excess weight comes from fat mass. Would that be the same…

As much as I love Nintendo, I have pretty much given up on them getting internet right. Maybe the Switch will be a step in the right direction considering it’s still young, but I am not holding my breath.

To be fair, people who would write something what Jason wrote, but are entirely serious about it, are a dime a dozen nowadays. These days I sometimes feel like the entire internet is now Poe’s law.

Bahahahaha! Yeah, as if. The customers won’t see anything, except the industry trying more nickle and dime tactics (they may have had a setback this year, but don’t believe for a minute they are done trying to wear public opinion down on microtransactions) and the employees won’t see a cent either. Let’s not fool…

Dude, I have played tons of JRPGs. Each and every one of the NPCs I met felt way better written than any of 45's tweets. Even the NPCs doomed to say “welcome to <insert name> town!” for the rest of their existence.

You had me at advance wars. What can I say? I like comfort food.

Dammit! Wrong article! Scrolled down too far and went to the next one instead!

You had me at advance wars. What can I say? I like comfort food.

Point taken. Now I actually have a sort of morbid curiosity to what would happen if the rest of America realized that too.

...as a non-American, I have to wonder about that outgunned part. I mean, they have an army with a budget that could fund a country. If they decide to sick that on the populace (and let’s be fair; the current government totally would, and any rules in place to prevent it would likely be interpreted “creatively” in…

...so, the moral of the story is that no matter whether it’s democrat or republican, you are fucked either way?

That’s pro-life in a nutshell really. They love the fetus, not the “thing” it grows into.

Okay, so I am interested in getting started with Yakuza, primarily because one of the games features Fukuoka, which I love to death and is sorta like my second hometown at this point. I don’t know anything about the Yakuza series though; are the games connected in such a way that there’s a recommended order to play…

Ah yeah, that’s right, Projared was a MH fan, wasn’t he? I will check them out.

Wait, why couldn’t you save Yukiko too quickly? It’s been a while since I played it, so I don’t quite remember.