Light bulb.

Man, Stargate always gets it right...

Duracell is owned by Buffet. He moved operations to china and laid off his US workers so he didn't have to comply with environmental standards in the US. Look at the horrible mess the plants are over their... Not pretty.
So be careful who you talk about. He may send a goon squad after you.

OMG !!! I'm going to be rich !!!

I miss Gallagher.

So, someone has created a mechanical representation of congress and the rest of government? Some of them are just spinning their wheels, while others (interconnected) are moving at glacial speeds with minimal to no perceivable progress...

Couldn't they just give you a keyboard and force you type in the password from muscle memory?

Thats the kind of battery you could write a rap song about.

Five creepy scary things.. and not one mention the menstrual cycle?!? obviously someone has yet to feel the creepy scary pain beyond measure, of having or dealing with someone PMS'ing...

You sir, are a textbook case of "reality distortion field" victim. Enjoy.

Sounds "hot"

Bacteria can't live on skin that isn't there.

The first thing I think of when I read this is light pollution.

Wow, that dep. of Veterans Affairs is GINOURMOUS compared to the department of education. It may be my European twisted mind but US priorities seem skewed

It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you pull it's extension cord out.

No; it's overqualified.

Reader discretion Advised. Adult "crude" humor below

Nothing gives more national pride than security. Just look at this shining beacon of surveillance (everyone is watching out for everyone else):

Why are they using a Commodore 64 for the image output?