…or other body parts? Who couldn't use a virtual penis, too?

Cold-blooded murder. Pure and simple.

Aquaculture will feed no one—if Monsanto has their way…and it looks like they will.

I have an idea: TILT THE DAMNED CAN!!

The one fact that differentiates porn from all the other examples of potentially objectionable materials is that if *any* porn is allowed in YouTube, it will eventually become all porn…and it might not take that long.

Wow…just think of all the ads they could send you. No, seriously. Think about it because they're not going to be talking too much about that part.

In case you haven't heard, Monsanto and Bayer are conspiring to kill the bees so that they can control food forever. Every jar of honey could be our last so let's not waste it, ok?

Do some research. There is a deception of unprecedented proportions underway; nothing is what it seems.

"'The Ashen', sir. Our new friends are called 'the Ashen'"

It's not charity. It's evil with a happy-face painted over it.

Having *everyone* get their face scanned so that their presence can be "synthesized" is a TERRIBLE IDEA!!! DO NOT IMAGINE THIS CAN BE USED ONLY FOR GOOD!!! Everything that *can* be abused *will* be abused! Every sort of fraud and villainy will become possible. Crime and "terror" suspects will be framed. People will…

How many pieces of tupperware?

The one that claimed that 19 Saudis, armed with only box cutters, dropped THREE buildings with TWO planes. Ridiculous.

Saw a lot of familiar-looking scenes…

I had to wait for 750,000 users ahead of me. It took 3 weeks. Then, as a reward for my persistence, it kicked back an error message for the first 2 days and wouldn't access my account. Now that the hard part(s) are over, I'm finding the app as elegant and smooth as the hype said it would be. I share your concerns,…

In other news, former Casino employee found dead in an apparent suicide…

First-world problems…

And even smaller ideas…such as "The universe is an accident that appeared out of nothing and populated itself—accidentally—with people who then turn around and ask 'where did I come from?'" I wish atheists did live in the universe of their own design because then they wouldn't exist at all.

Sure, if you say so…because that's the measure of truth, right? Until you can *prove* how life originated, I get to say "God did it" and you can't take my answer off the table no matter how many big words you put beside it.

White people…