I bet I know the "answer". "It evolved!" Yeah, sure.

Dude, lighten up.

That's a mean development on an ancient concept. The product of a sadistic mind.

Begging your pardon but, if it were "perfectly" preserved, shouldn't it be walking around?

"The Lumia 900 is a phone that every single person should consider owning." Can you say "DES-per-ate"?

The priesthood is completely corrupt and endlessly vile. Why does anyone take them seriously at all?