Rob Ford is built (to) like (a) rock.

In Pop's defense, I don't know too many people who would want to look at Doris Burke.

Skills that would make Jose Canseco jealous.

China is even leading the US in trampling success...they have seven people injured over David Beckham and we have people dying at Walmart.

They're both pussies.

'Basketball' Jones would never get into a situation like this. He would be practicing hitting jumpers instead of hoes.

According to Drew's article the solution is simple: Hold a giant Kid Rock party every single weekend and they should have enough money raised by this time next year.

If that doesn't work out he has his doctorate, right?

If these talks really are dead there's a good chance he'll decide to do television for a year, wait until the Pelicans fire Monty Williams, and then he can coach Austin.

I wonder if he was trying to mask the estrogen pills.

Brothers are always fighting over balls...Kerry Rhodes and Hollywood to name a couple.

That kid will never be able to cut it as a championship-winning coach.

Obviously they deserved to be fired for their poor judgement. With that being said, their second judgement error was not using an actual computerized voice. Idiots.

Allen isn't down with the practice of co-parenting.

Hopefully that's not how he celebrated his daughter graduating.

I'm definitely going to start using, "Hold on a second honey, I'm BLASTING gas" around the household.

So which SEC school was tasked with the sign's design and creation?

Further, when asked about longevity and the key to staying in shape:

This is an awful rule. But at least it's a process that has a decisive ruling and can't be stretched out...no homo.

Entertaining read. Probably could've designated a slot to "Cleveland Browns Coach 1999-2012".