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Surprised the dog didn't have its paws on its face "writhing" in pain.

In all fairness, hockey is the main sport in Canada. As for Miami, everyone knows basketball is the top sport in April through June, 2006 and 2010-present.

Classy move by the Hunt family....If there's anything that can be taken as positive from this situation it's that her dad was an NFL player and she's at least left with something. Can't imagine what a kid will go through as they grow older when they've been a part of a situation like this.

...Must be a Phil Collins and Huey Lewis fan. This whole thing sounds very Patrick Bateman-esque. I'm surprised there's no mention of videotapes.

He was sad he lost his flopping powers and wasn't able to fall backwards into the fourth row.

Bob and Doug McKenzie fighting over the last beer, clearly.

Agreed. I'm listening to the album because of this post.

That entire Wolf Parade CD is a gem. But don't you feel like there are better songs on that album to listen to when running?

What? Why? I can't even....

"Monkey see, monkey do...monkey sees itself become bear doo-doo" (With monkey screeches)

...And this is the closest we will get to a real-life Phillip Banks yelling at Will Smith.

Reggie Miller is the absolute worst. Everytime he gets "excited" about a play he does that forced scream where he sounds like he's about to throw up. The best thing about Reggie Miller was when he was being accused of stalking. Now that is something I can support!

While impressive, I've still seen better scootering from the dogs coming out of a Walmart.

It's a good thing Stephen Hawking wasn't in this draft's crop of QB's. He has the smarts, but certainly not the communication skills...not sure about the intangibles, however.

"Kaeding to donate legs to Science; NFL implements new kicker track system on field to limit ACL/groin injuries"

Coincidentally this is the name given to Russell Westbrook's newest sandal.

The Indians should change the Chief Wahoo logo to the face of an Indian man with a stethoscope to get the Native Americans off their back.

What an awesome story!

That is one gross-looking calzone.

Time for their next skipper: Captain Ron