3.34 vs 3.42 seconds? Damn. I’ll never be late for tree planting with my startup friends ever again.

The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying.

Forehead in Ohio

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Yuuuuup. *high fives in shitty franchise solidarity* also yes the old Miami uniforms >>>>>>>>>>>>> the current jerseys.

I’m a Bengals fan who grew up in the Greater Los Angeles area (Dad from Cinci) the Rams are my “second team” too now and like you, I feel like my Bungleness may have cursed them in the Super Bowl...

I’m a fellow Dolphins fan. Kind of similar to your situation, I’ve been in Seattle the last three years and have sort of adopted the Seahawks as my “second team.” I’d rather have the saints and that missed penalty any day.

When you say it this way, Boomer-life sounds lit AF. 

I have boundless respect for the current raptor...but they sound like absolute trash.  

1. It’s attrocious

Looks like a Camaro backed into a Pepboys.

But this (and the Power Wagon) would be much better for those jobs with the diesel engines that both companies have available on these platforms.

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

He said some wild shit that isn’t acceptable in 2019, your response should be nothing; don’t watch boxing, tune it out. You will never change his mind, he comes from a certain nomadic sub-culture that used to get burned alive, for trying predict futures. You are adding to the “i’ll live in my own realty” problem where…

It’s almost like punching and getting punched repeatedly in the head is not positively associated with one’s cognitive abilities or ability to empathize with other people.

If you were to draw a Venn diagram of the two, there would be a huge overlap. 

If the Warriors come back and win this series the Raptors should point to this decision to call a timeout with your opponent down to one timeout with 3:05 left, rushing their plays, can’t hit a shot and reeling while your best player is playing lights out in a potential Finals clinching game solely because you don’t…

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage.