Probably just didn’t want to spend a week chained up trying to prove that he didn’t do it.

You think I care that the rest of you are wrong?

Good.

Man, Tom Brady is going to kiss his kids on the mouth SO hard tonight.

It's week 14.

Adherence to a strict personal code still compels him to grumble “nice”.

The first 69 Gronk doesn’t like

I AGREE!

This was the pinnacle of the sport, and it happened 24 years ago. The UFC is a cesspool and always has been.

While I’m no fan of the Wrangler or FCA, it’s bullshit a car’s safety rating is downgraded because it doesn’t have automous systems. A vehicle is not inherently less safe due to a lack of driver aids. Why? Because people fucking ignore them. Just last night someone cut me off while I saw their mirror flashing with the…

Ohio State is left in the capable hands of Rural Hormel.

I honestly think Notre Dame should be excluded from any kind of playoffs since they don’t play in a conference. Force their dumb fucking hand to stop being douches and play a real schedule.

This is Deadspin. He had money. Therefore, he is evil. QED.

You know, the more and more I hear about the Autonomous Future!™, the less and less crazy I think “preppers” are. Most of us have already sold our souls to Google, I don’t need my car spying on me too. David may have the right idea about hording old, analog cars, besides ya know, the not running part.

Um, what?  $15,000 is almost two months’ salary to someone who makes $100,000/year.

No..... gonna get some hate here, but that car sounds like ass. Sorry, but its true.

Sounds better? Sounds awful compared to a regular V8. Sounds like someone stuck a high-strung I4 in there.

Good lord, was that second video shot by a potato?

Christopher Nolan: [cums]