I’m with you. I hate all these screens.

Putting aside the “GOATSE” design language, this breaks my heart. I grew up a GM guy. I always had a GM truck. My mom had 4 Suburbans. I thought it was great that the Suburban utilized a solid rear axle to differentiate itself from the “softer” Expedition. I was a stupid, childish Gm sHiTs oN fOrD guy. Though I…

Why must every electric car post start with the proclamation that “electric cars are undoubtedly the future”? It comes off as a bit propaganda-y. 

So you’re not going to include the city and state wherein the Red Ball garage is located?

Why is it that every time a politician is trying to get people riled up over wealth inequality they focus on second homes or yachts? This right here is much more frivolous than both.

Concept *cars. The truck market is more conservative than the car market. The Honda Ridgeline is still considered a travesty by most “truck” people. 

I wish she could call him out right then and there. But you know in that moment she is thinking “I don’t want to jeopardize my job”. Which is sad as fuck. 

What’s most impressive to me is how dated the C8 looks already.

You had to throw the “arguably” in there?

Car sucks. Knew it.

THE LEGENDARY CHRYSLER 200:REBORN!

I mean, I understand the desire to do this, but if you’re selling off all your shit is it really necessary to be this minimalistic? You could sell the wagon, get a half ton truck that will probably turn about 20 mpg while pulling a trailer that will at least feature a shower and toilet. You’re probably gonna get…

Ah, this is what I like to see from Jalopnik. This is great. 

I have an F250 with towing mirrors. They have traditional flat glass up top and aspherical on the bottom. Love them.

Right? I mean, I always thought keys were fucking great, but NOOOOOOOOOOO.

My Wife and I have a Traverse with the rear view mirror that can morph into a screen. So we have the option. I think it’s a cool gadget. But we use the mirror more simply because having that always on camera can be a bit distracting at best and outright disorienting at worst. I can only imagine that additional screens…

It drives me insane when I see professional football players holding the ball like OBJ in that footage. Honestly do they do it for style points or something? I don’t get it. 

Nothing says I care about the environment like wasting produce and driving around a big ass diesel truck.

Why not? He’s not wrong. This is a stupid feature for stupid, lazy people.

Here’s a suggestion: Drive your fucking car you stupid lazy fucks.