You’re not a car enthusiast. Carry on. 

Just a heads up. UCF dropped the “Golden” in 2007. Carry on. 

I guess I hate three quarters of Americans, then. 

Damnit I wish I could beat Johnny Manziel with his tattoos. 

Had a 72 olds 442 Convertible. Had a glass rear window. Nice!

SAD!

How does nobody vet a hire like this? Also, how is she an “editor” of anything? Look at her posts for christ’s sake. 

This just in: Deadspin really sucks at writing about sports!

I have a question: Who looked at the column shifter and said, “We need to do better than this.” then came up with this oddly semi-phallic shaped object sticking awkwardly out of the dash?

I would love to be in a line of work where 20k constitutes being “stiffed”. Based on the tone of this post you obviously don’t understand the difference between a golfer’s actual tour caddy vs. a fill-in for a single tournament.

Well Steve, I hope you enjoyed having a functioning back while you did. Was fun while it lasted.

This Joey guy isn’t the brightest bulb in the box.

I’m not saying he was. The question was asked about what one’s immigration status has to do with crimes being committed. If this hypothetical person who is here illegally was removed, or prevented from entering the country illegally in the first place, then logic would seem to dictate it would be significantly harder…

Had the gentleman not been here the thefts would not have occurred? But I dunno, I could be wrong.

“What you just read, isn’t what you just read.” -Ballaban Orwell

Given that this franchise’s owners also owns the Saints, as crazy as it may seem, they may literally just be trying to fuck with LA at this point. The satisfaction of not giving the Lakers what they wanted is precisely what they will have.

oh just shut the fuck up LeBron

I was enjoying this article til we got to the tipping part. What the fuck is so wrong with tipping?

Clearly you have never heard of Wayne Williams. Until Wayne Williams was caught it was believed that all serial killers were white males. 

Uh, I agree with most of what you said....but until relatively recently serial killers were believed to be an entirely white male phenomenon, even among white law enforcement officers.