What I got from this is now I wanna work for "Big Turkey." I seriously had no idea "Big Turkey" was a thing. I want to rise through the corporate ranks and sit at the helm of the Big Turkey empire. I want to help the Big Turkey empire rise above, and crush all competitors. I want to take on Big Chicken and Big Pork…

Yes, it sounds silly. But. . .I really do think we have a terribly high tolerance for false advertising in this country, and it's nice to see someone attempt to hold a business accountable for unrealistic and untrue promises.