Touchdown!

Talk about a Faustian bargain. I’d rather be a scientologist.

Talk about a Faustian bargain. I’d rather be a scientologist.

Well it’s important, as it’s a SAG requirement. Otherwise, he could be “mistaken” for this guy:

Uh... you know that you can zoom in to make the Pip-Boy screen fill your actual screen, right?

(Because holy shit, that can actually happen.)

“What, are we paying by the laser now?”

I do in fact know the definition of the word astroturfing, which was why I used it in the first place. You’re awfully sensitive about this subject for some reason. What’s the matter, do you two work for the same firm?

Also, perhaps you need to look up the definition of circlejerking.

His intent seems to be to get people to purchase an Xbox One, regardless of how inorganically the suggestion flowed from the post topic. Whether he’s doing it for financial gain or console zealotry is somewhat irrelevant if the outcome is the same. Any particular reason you’re proactively leaping to their defense?

What is there to prove? He sounds like a brochure.

Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the astroturfing.

All hail the lord of the Sacred Crotch!

As long as it isn’t Unitology. Those fuckers are creepy.

Hell, Sony briefly blacklisted Kotaku for reporting on internal information about Playstation Home and they didn’t even have an embargo. I can only imagine that a company with an actual legal agreement in place would be even more likely to do so.

Yes, they absolutely would. And a move like that against an outlet like Kotaku would send a clear message to anyone else thinking of following suit that embargoes are not to be trifled with. Meanwhile every other game site on the planet would be getting advanced coverage of Bethesda’s next massive blockbuster game,…

I think you’re fine by telling us when you can reveal that you will be doing a review, as long as you don’t confirm that you will be actually doing a review prior to the expiry of the embargo embargo.

You really should have started your embargoception with the salutation “Yo Dawg” for maximum meme saturation.

June 2016. There’s your window. That wasn’t so bad.

Because Hello Games is the only one to ever hedge on a release date announcement? Take a breath, buddy. It will be soon enough.

I was irritated enough to come here to post this. Glad I wasn’t the only one.