That's because Hollywood always likes to interpret things in their own way, rather than adapt it directly. Everybody's got to put their own spin on things.

Bulletstorm was one of the best games of the last generation, tragically ignored because of an awful marketing campaign, an even worse PC port, and the fact that EA wanted audiences to spend $60 for a seven-hour campaign, which is a steep price by any metric. It's too bad because once players got past all that, they…

...And actually a damn good entry in the series, even without considering the low bar that Invisible War set.

Damn, now I need to know. Did Putin get it?

You're not the only one. It's too early in the morning. :)

*facepalm* I think you've missed the point of the metaphor.

100/500 = 20%.

When I say meat, I mean meat.

Ryse

At least its competitor has meat on it. :P

Clearly filled with Mountain Dew.

I was about to respond that is Suda51, but I was basing it on the picture you put in rather than the original photo. When I scrolled back, I felt like an idiot. :)

...But only after the price drops by 20%

I thought this was a joke.

Fisherman's Wife!

Ryse shipped with bad multiplayer, and you could avoid pressing any buttons at all.

Just a reminder for comparison:

http://kotaku.com/ryse-son-of-ro…

Now tell me that this review of The Order is fair with a straight face, and I'll call you a liar.

I wouldn't dare take that away from you. :)

Dear sir,

Then why isn't every game 480p and 120fps?

...must resist.