...And actually a damn good entry in the series, even without considering the low bar that Invisible War set.

Damn, now I need to know. Did Putin get it?

You're not the only one. It's too early in the morning. :)

*facepalm* I think you've missed the point of the metaphor.

100/500 = 20%.

When I say meat, I mean meat.

Ryse

At least its competitor has meat on it. :P

Clearly filled with Mountain Dew.

I was about to respond that is Suda51, but I was basing it on the picture you put in rather than the original photo. When I scrolled back, I felt like an idiot. :)

...But only after the price drops by 20%

I thought this was a joke.

Fisherman's Wife!

Ryse shipped with bad multiplayer, and you could avoid pressing any buttons at all.

Just a reminder for comparison:

http://kotaku.com/ryse-son-of-ro…

Now tell me that this review of The Order is fair with a straight face, and I'll call you a liar.

I wouldn't dare take that away from you. :)

Dear sir,

Then why isn't every game 480p and 120fps?

...must resist.

So your statement is that you're right, and everyone else doesn't matter.

There is a debate, as evinced by my disagreeing with you.