To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One...

For whatever reason, this reminds me of a next gen version of Clock Tower, where your actions could result in a number of endings and various fatalities. That game was incredibly tense, and this one looks like it will be even moreso. The move version looked pretty bad, but they have obviously gone back to the drawing…

Well, if we now get a Dante's Inferno sequel I think some of that credit will have to go to Tal Peleg for reminding us of how awesome it is.

Simple. Uncharted iterated on the design of Tomb Raider, and did it better. Then with the reboot, Tomb Raider emulated Uncharted. Thus the irony.

Holy shit that looks amazing.

Meh.

Tomb Raider in 2013 was a success due in large part to your continued support. Our goal has always been to deliver something truly special with Rise of the Tomb Raider. Today's announcement with Microsoft is one step to help us put Tomb Raider on top of action adventure gaming. Our friends at Microsoft have always…

Well they needed something to compete with Uncharted 4 next Christmas. Why not buy up it's closest imitator? (Ironic that it's come full circle that way)

I hear they dumped his body next to that idiot with the silk handkerchiefs all tied together.

...poor bastard.

Its to the point where I feel like I should keep a permalink in my bookmarks to a previous post that answers that question and just keep referring people back to it.

I feel like we've been over this before.

Yes.

Salty.

There were more than a small percentage of E74's, and it wasn't a coincidence that the RROD light configuration was retired and replaced with something different. It was all PR maneuvering. Some estimates had the failure rate at over half of all consoles. Why that's important is that there were a lot of people who had…

It should be evocative of the very nature of internet commentary. Everyone has an opinion, and no matter how innocuous or palatable the statement, there will always be someone who not only disagrees but will decry the speaker as the antichrist for taking that position. Also a quick cost/benefit analysis will show that…

By the way, you look really pretty today.

That's not an admission of a design flaw, that's a statement that leads people to believe that their abnormally high failure rates were nothing unusual. "Very small percentage" is patently misleading.

So again, Sony changed something that disabled a function that they weren't supporting. That's not their…

You can still get 3rd party controllers for the PS3, so how can you be sure that the update was intended to break compatibility for your specific device? Why single that one out?

Can you show me a link to that statement? Every time a Microsoft spokesman has talked about the RROD, they always minimize it with statements…

No Man's Destiny?

Well, really. It's an integral part of the experiahahahaha... sorry, I couldn't make it.