“I’m very healthy and plan on have one or fewer unforeseen catastrophic ailments per year.”

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talk of previous violent incidents, expression of paranoia, overreaction to workplace changes, unstable/emotional responses, feeling of arrogance/supremacy, intense anger/hostility, violations of policy, exploiting/blaming others

Child please.

Stop acting like you know my wife. Please.

So basically...NO. Nice job trying to paint me as a less than supportive husband/parent, however.

I love it.

So it’s overpriced, doesn’t have the functionality it promised, and is overhyped?

I never go anywhere without my earbuds firmly planted in my ears. Even if I’m not listening to anything. I keep a spare pair in my glovebox. Yes it puts out a “don’t talk to me” vibe. Good. I am not there to talk, I’m on a mission.

At some point it’s nice to just unplug and experience life.

Maybe an alt-right elbow to the face?

This is where I would think a right-elbow to the face is completely acceptable.

Reality tv? Check!

I’ve found that anytime I don’t know a celebrity, there’s a 95% chance that it’s some YouTuber.

Edit: Didn’t realize the malibu was still in front. Thought it was the Grand Am because of the resolution.

Obviously, brake checking someone at that speed is ridiculously unsafe and a major asshole move in any case. But still, I don’t see how it’s the brake-checkers direct fault here. Surely he caused her to be more…

I have the nasty suspicion that a high percentage of successful, self-made businesspeople are sociopaths. I also suspect that the drive to be famous - not to pursue professions like acting that sometimes lead to fame, but the desire for the fame part of it on its own - is something generally seen in people with a…

I have a cat who looks like a Russian Blue but is actually a gray tabby. He is concerned that he will be stereotyped for his appearance.

My cat is a Russian Blue and cares about the Russia issue because I think that he might be a Russian spy.

Don’t reply to PeteRR. He’s an old-timey cracker troll from way back in the day when Gawker wasn’t even on Thiel’s gaydar.