I feel like it should be a footnote appended to everything she ever says.

No, you obviously don’t understand open relationships. And that’s ok...you don’t ever have to be a part of one if you don’t want to.

Uh, if you park in a no-parking zone you will actually get towed, and you will have to pay to have your vehicle released. 

If you thought the Repubs were catering to the fringes by welcoming in white supremacists, just wait till they start courting the cannibal demographic. 

Tipping is a service industry con, where the responsibility for paying the workers a fair rate for their labor is shifted from their employers to their customers. It’s total insanity that a lot of food industry workers depend on ETIQUETTE and not labor laws to receive a livable wage. 

Yeah, for example when someone from a touchy family thinks they can go around touching non-family the same way. Super weird!

His president is clearly linked to sexual assault, but I don’t see him making a big deal about that. 

As with all conservative values, it’s “do as I say, not as I do”.

Sure thing. Soon as doughy old white police chiefs start resigning every time their officers mishandle a case.

And have it literally be your job so that you can spend four hours a day doing it. 

Happily, it also makes fiscal sense, unlike anything the Republicans do.

I’ve been watching this series on YouTube over the past few days, “The Alt-Right Playbook”. Extremely insightful. This video in particular is relevant to this article:

Cops calling for accountability? Now that’s hilarious!

It wouldn’t be much of a spoiler, even if true. Arya is definitely going to die, and definitely before she gets a chance to off Cersei (or perhaps, during her attempt to off Cersei).

God I love TNG.

Uh huh, sure. As soon as Republicans start resigning for being wrong and spreading conspiracies, Democrats should get right on that. 

Case closed.

I’ll never understand the desire to convert all these animated classics into live action. It has none of the charm and whimsy of the animated versions.

Now *fairness* is a liberal conspiracy! The right is becoming a parody of itself. 

So you don’t show up for the reservation YOU made, and you think you need to teach the restaurant a lesson? They’re probably happy to see customers like you go elsewhere.