It’s because the Republicans in power are delicate flowers who cannot stand to be criticized or defied. It doesn’t even matter if the defiance is utterly ineffectual. It’s such a blow to their fragile egos that they are irresistibly driven to stamp it out aggressively, even if it means making asses of themselves in…

Apparently this deluded old fart does.

Hello internet, I haven’t read any news in the past few weeks, hows the draining of the swamp going? Super good, right? Guys?

The actual equivalent would be that he gets to explore sex with other men.

Gonna put my money down on the twist in “Split” right now: The girls he kidnaps are just facets of his personality, and everything that happens is all in his head.

So perfect.

I feel like the only direction you could go would be to write and air skits where everything is normal and not absurd. Then everyone laughs and laughs, because the laughing is the only thing holding in the screaming...

Finally picked this up last week. It’s been on my list forever. So glad I grabbed it...I’m in the perfect mood for this kind of puzzle solving right now, and I find the game world itself so gorgeous and engaging. Sometimes I just walk around wishing I could be sitting on the ramparts of a stone fort overlooking a…

Okay, this cracked me up. Every time he tries to do his backflip thing and just ragdolls on the landing. So good.

Speaking as a male who used to be a teenager, porn DID create some confusion and unrealistic expectations in me. But the only reason those ideas were able to take root is because I had no real-life sources of good, accurate, healthy information about sex. High-school sex-ed was an awkward joke of an anatomy lesson,…

Guys like Tom should be punched in the balls on a daily basis.

Seriously. “He’s evil” someone says “but I didn’t report him to the police or anything because...”

I wonder how many of these weird dudes are like

Jesus would be so proud of their passive-aggressive use of the phrase.

Society needs a lot of things. Bros who can sharpen knives, shoot guns and rappel down buildings without proper climbing gear aren’t anywhere near the top of the list.

The next season of AHS is “American Horror Story: American Horror Story Is Cancelled Because Real Life Has Become A Horror Story We Could Never Top”.

Just wait until Trump is on his way out.

Sounds like something a triple-reverse false flagger would say!

They’re always opposed to increased government reach and power...until they’re the ones in charge. Then they’re all for unlimited government reach and power. For everyone’s protection, of course.