The first Silent Hill movie came *so close* to being adequate. Half of it manages to capture some of the atmosphere and feel of the source material. Unfortunately, the other half is goofy cheeseball nonsense. And I only got five minutes into the second one.

I’d say that bad practical effects are waaaaay better than bad CG.

I don’t play the games at all, but I’m actually really interested in seeing where this movie goes. Murderous animatronics are a great horror premise, and it’s awesome that they’re aiming for a lot of practical effects. Remains to be seen how “kid friendly” they end up going, though. Whether this will be an actual…

Agreed. I’ve been rewatching TNG on Netflix, and it totally caught me off guard how extremely, explicitly liberal/progressive the messages are. Like, if that show got made today, conservative critics and pundits would be tearing it apart constantly.

Where does it say anything about “owing” sex? The article says you should become friends with someone on the off chance they might one day choose to have sex with you...which is still a ridiculously awful, terrible, creepy idea.

It sounds like a lame generalization, but my guess is you’re mostly right. I’d bet the average guy probably puts a lot more weight on a much narrower definition of attractiveness than the average woman.

Wow, so he lied about the fact that she assaulted him!

So, not only are these fetuses being aborted, the tissue is being used for SCIENCE!? No wonder republicans are up in arms!

Jake looks great. You could definitely capture Adventure Time’s spirit in 3D, as long as you tried to actually interpret the style, and didn’t just turn everyone into generic anime characters. Like Marceline here. What’s up with her mega hips?

Sorry, but “ALL minions” is clearly OP. This needs to be nerfed to “SOME minions”. Maybe even “MOST minions”. Damn Blizzard ruining the game with power creep.

OP! Nerf pls.

This is the best. The dogface belt is amazing.

Kate Beaton is brilliant. So many of her Hark! A Vagrant strips crack me up. Anyone who can make hilarious comics out of those Heritage Minutes commercials is a hero.

Practically speaking - never mind morals or legality for a second - if someone pirates the game because they couldn’t or wouldn’t have bought it legitimately anyway, then nothing is actually lost and no harm has actually been done. The devs didn’t lose a sale, because the person was never a potential sale to begin…

Throw semen on a cop and see how long it takes for you to be arrested.

Nice! Been waiting for a chance to try her. I have a strong suspicion I’ll be buying her, but I wanted to try her out before committing.

Haters gonna hate.

Pool Bear is my spirit animal.

This doesn’t even make the news in Florida anymore.

The constitution is sacred! Except the parts we don’t like! The rule of U.S. law must be respected! Unless we disagree with the law! Individual liberty is the ultimate right! But not when it conflicts with the rules of our medieval religion!