Oh shit I’m cracking up over here. Amazing.

There’s something very un-Joker about tattoos. Especially grimdark tattoos like the jester skull.

Left Shark should trademark Katy Perry.

I don’t think that attitude is uncommon. That’s what I do too. I’ll gladly pay taxes that go toward social programs, and I donate to various charitable organizations. But I never give anything directly, on the street.

Nope. Dumbass high heels fail.

The Batman costume is good. A billion times better than the Nolan version.

Yeah, the actual reason for laws like that is to make life as miserable for the homeless as possible. Because conservatives tend to believe homeless people choose to live on the streets due to laziness, and that if we make it hellish enough for them it’ll motivate them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and…

How do you release a trailer for Attack on Titan and not show ANY 3D maneuvering?

Yeah, not a single shot of anyone actually using their 3D gear, or even fighting titans at all. Pretty terrible trailer.

So, does Gamergate ever actually dig up any unethical journalism, or do they pretty much just argue with feminists and pull PR stunts like this?

If GamerGate was actually about ethics in journalism, they’d be going after the game PUBLISHERS and their PR departments. For taking anti-consumer actions like only releasing review materials to friendly outlets, or using overly restrictive review embargoes to squeeze more sales out of obviously bad games. What the…

I would get what I'd characterize as a normal amount of black olives on my subs, but I still have to ask them for more a couple times. They're stingy with those things.

He has made contact with me and asked me to tell my fiancée about my sexuality. I asked if his wife knew about his, and we have reached something of an impasse.

Yeah, Sif. Man. I avoided spoilers the first run through, but somehow accidentally picked up the rumor somewhere that you could allow him to retreat. Once it got to the point in the fight where he’s limping, i must have sat there for ten minutes dodging his attacks, hoping he’d just run away. Eventually realized that…

Wait, wait. They decided to honor this woman who was a POET and AUTHOR...but couldn’t be bothered to use any of her own damn words for the quote? Amazing.

Originality IS massively overrated among some people. Generally the young and the naive, who don’t realize that literally every piece of art and entertainment that they themselves enjoy is just a collection of old ideas and concepts put together in some interesting or marginally novel way.

Thankfully they're just daddy long legs. I can handle those. That's still freaky - falling off the walls and ceiling in clumps like that. No way in hell I'd be going in there to film it. But it probably won't give me terrifying spider nightmares.

By "firehose" I assume you mean a hose that sprays fire.

They should have just stretched that episode into a two hour movie. Would have been exactly 10 million times better than this garbage.