He oughtta make a 3D version. Have you actually patrol a building, with tasks you have to perform, while also avoiding marauding animatronics.

Why do all these streamers sound like they're off their meds? I could see being into watching playthroughs of stuff like this, but the idiot-cartoon affectation is painful after about 30 seconds.

Truly awesome. I wonder if she ever gets bored of winning every Halloween costume contest.

So-so, except for the ending which was hilarious.

You should wear at least three layers of wool over your eyes to keep them warm in freezing weather.

Yeah, right. They already don't believe women who come forward to make sexual assault allegations. I'm sure they'd be thrilled if all those women started shooting the men who assaulted them.

Molyneux has made many games and run many teams. He used that status and experience to market his Kickstarter. He told his backers that if they gave him money, he could make a game. Then he took that money and made a very different game, and completely abandoned many promised features and rewards.

I backed this game at the level where I get a copy on release. It's taking most of my willpower not to go ahead and buy early access anyway. I wanna play so bad. But I also want to wait and experience the game when it's fully polished and balanced. Sounds like it's coming along awesomely so far.

Haha, a viral fire. I suppose they'd be getting their wish, but in a monkey paw kind of way.

Saying "female" when you mean "woman" is ultra creepy, regardless of your reason. It makes you sound like you're talking about livestock, or bugs, or the humans you have locked up in the observation cells that you built in your soundproof basement.

That is the WORST kinda movie gunfight. Shot of Bale flailing around, cut to shot of random minion convulsing, cut back to Bale, cut back to minion, etc. etc. No sense of space or choreography or that the bad guys are doing anything but standing around waiting to get shot. They coulda filmed Bale and the bad guys…

Maaan. I'm interested to see how this cast turns out, but Fey, Poehler and Plaza would definitely have been incredible.

I made the mistake of buying earbuds with nylon braided cords recently. Salesguy talked me into it, saying they'll last longer and don't tangle as easily.

Lord knows there's no fight like an intra-religion fight

You basically wrote an article about how you're too cool to give a shit about coffee, and in particular trendy coffee served by Starbucks. That's pretty hipster. That gif actually sums it up rather nicely.

Nice! I dig the rough style, it definitely suits the atmosphere of the Souls games. I'd buy something like this...not often you see game figures that look like actual art objects, and not just expensive plastic toys.

I'm trademarking that.

The relationship equivalent of a flat tire would be something like bickering more than usual, or a brief stint of lowered intimacy. What writer #1 is describing is more like an engine on fire, broken axles, holes in the gas tank and a puke smell in the upholstery that just won't wash out.

In regards to #1, the simplest interpretation is most likely correct - she's just not in love anymore, wants out of the relationship, but can't or won't end it herself. Deeper and more complicated reasons, like the ones the Dr mentions, are possible, though, and there's even some chance there is an unspoken,…

1:30 almost killed me.