Yeah, this is what I was thinking. This is pretty much the worst case scenario for the sexually/socially/religiously conservative. Teens are out there having wild sex, and NOT having their lives destroyed by babies as punishment. No wonder they're fighting so hard against easy access to contraceptives and good sex ed.

This is what I was thinking. You could probably do it with a small hack saw, an exacto-knife, or even just a good pair of scissors a couple dozen pages at a time.

Needs more Biggs & Wedge.

I really can't wrap my head around people who give a shit about celebrities' babies. I seriously can't fathom caring even a tiny, little bit.

Free-to-play games are a cancer for gamers, because free-to-play games are specifically designed to be bad. Or at least, just bad enough that they entice the player to pay to circumvent the tedium that has been intentionally built into the game mechanics. Free-to-play games go out of their way to slow the players…

Sounds like a useful little app, but $20 is incredibly steep for something that could be imitated with a .99 kitchen timer from the dollar store.

Interesting. Not sure yet if this is enough to get me to play through again. Kinda burned myself out trying to do Impossible runs. Did they fix any of the enemy spawning/teleporting/aggroing the whole map at once bugs? Anyway, glad for the new maps, the old ones were getting pretty stale.

A photo of Russia's Olympic Committee chair:

You want the book to stay up. The pedo wants the book to stay down. By not contacting Lulu and offering to cover their legal expenses along with any judgments that may be made against them, you are helping the book stay down. Thus, you are also siding with the pedo.

Man, interesting. I never knew the true purpose of ginger. I'm not a big fan, so I usually don't eat it at all. I'll try using it as a palate-cleanser next time, though.

Yeah, thanks, I know. I was addressing Kuanhung Chen's apparent impression that free speech covers not getting kicked off Xbox Live.

I'm not familiar with the other case you're citing, but maybe it's because there's a huge difference between being arrested and being banned from Xbox Live?

Oh my god, that shit is hilarious. How pathetic!

"Catholicism isn't Old Country Buffet, folks. It's prix fixe, and the chef is super cranky about substitutions."

Everything seems to be in order, here.

Trying too hard there, bro. And your schtick has been done to death.

I was disappointed with Castle Crashers when it was first released. It's a great concept with a lot of style, but it mechanically just isn't much fun to play. I hate the way the combat feels...button mashy, like you say, but in a tedious way rather than a fun, chaotic, well-made beat-em-up way. The A.I. behavior of…

oh, Fish is an asshole? Maybe it has something to do with the stress of indie game development combined with thousands and thousands of people constantly telling him what a horrible human being he is, just because he's high strung and says dumb shit sometimes. Plus it's so trendy to hate on indie devs. What's Beer's…

The actual condition you suffer from is stupidity. I'm afraid there's no cure.

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