Does Jon Cooper look uncannily like Michael Keaton or is watching Taylor Hall have to deal with playing 30 minutes a night finally catching up to him poisoning my brain?

Paschal Chukwu vs. me on stilts, who you got?

Those 2nd half 3's were so wet you’d think it was above 65 degrees in Sean Miller’s house

Imagine a guy like Taylor Hall on his line, it could never happen since players like that never get traded, but man if Chiarelli could find a way to acquire a Taylor Hall-like player, look out...

It’s Hall/MacKinnon vs. Kucherov I think, the Penguins are kind of hurt by the fact that you could really nominate any of the big 3 and Barkov/McDavid/Kopitar have a lesser version of the Hall/MacKinnon argument.

Folks how lucky are we? We get to have the “most valuable” vs. “best” player debate thanks to whichever of Taylor Hall/Nathan MacKinnon is a finalist (or both) and the MVP on a losing team debate thanks to McDavid. The NHL remains the dumbest pro sports league

The devils are a swarming, attacking team with maybe the most speed in the nhl and are legitimately exciting to watch. Truly we live in the end times

NJ was probably the team with the cap space to pick up Bobby Ryan’s deal and be interested in Karlsson - maybe Severson, a 1st, a 2nd, and Quenneville/McLoed for the pair - but after trading their 2nd for Grabner are temporarily out since they only have 1 pick in the first 3 rounds. I can’t think of anyone else in…

Jake Elliott is mystifyingly automatic from 45+ yards and 50/50 at best from inside 30, so I get it

Maybe there were whispers about Anthony Duclair, but I think Anthony DeAngelo who was recently traded TO the rangers is the Anthony dogged by off-ice issues. Never heard anything about Duclair

“New Jersey had a plethora of forwards and was weak in the back,”

Bah god, that’s Nick Foles’s music!

Where does Connor McDavid get traded and for which middle pairing defenseman? Give me Carolina and Hanifin on the board

Worth noting that no one complained when they hired Bob Shoop, one of the hottest names at the time, to be DC away from PSU. The disappointment of not getting Gruden (lol) as other schools got big names has to be a big part

“I wonder if anyone else is remembering Kevin Ware in the Final 4 right now. I should probably search twitter to see” - an idiot

ASU is one of the worst teams in the country, they just have a recognizable name.

I don’t think he’s draft eligible? He’s getting a lot of hype though which should only increase next year with Barkley, Guice, and Freeman off to the NFL

So at what point are talking about a running back being picked first overall? given the early struggles of this qb group besides Mayfield (and the whispers Darnold may stay another year) you really have to think about Saquon Barkley soon right? Crazy for today’s NFL

I don’t know, just based on the rarity of defenseman like Dahlin I think you have to lean towards him right now

I’m still mentally feeling the effects of taking an extra half hour to get back into the city last night thanks to Amtrak - my mistake for reading this as Atlanta still