Man, I would drag my testicles three miles over broken glass to escape that voice...

Meh..., sounds like my wife when she runs out of smokes and needs me to go to the store.

Oh THAT'S a snack. Ok this story makes sense now

Sodas... snacks... those words sound familiar, but I have no idea what they are.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

Hi, let me just ask you a few questions:

"We will be putting additional processes in place to prevent such misunderstandings in the future."

Jalopnik/Oppositelock 1-2 finish!

Mulder: Look at this, Scully, there has been another unsubstantiated Defender sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.

Lucky the feds have that whole southern border thing under control and can waste their time on hyper important things. Good job ICE!!

that's a relief, we have a no-dickheads policy that would make your application awkward.

Driving a Ferrari, how hard can it be?

First class seats...

Chicago metra have a cheaper, simpler solution. Seat backs flip back and forth.

I'm giving that guy a pass. It's not every day a motorcyclist lands on your roof. He was probably a little confused at the moment.

Not even ashamed to admit that TCS has saved my ass manyyyyyyyyy times. Keep the rest though, don't need 'em. :)

looks like something that Will-I-Am would have had built

And here is Lotus showing off their new Rimz