Way to be an elitist dick my friend.

What came to mind reading the first paragraph:

Oh man just LOOK at those panel gaps!

Oh how the price of options has risen.

Or... Who actually cares about brand loyalty? I like everything, I have an older Mustang, and would totally drive and own both old school and late model Mopar/Chevy.

I'm not an asshole. I think you need to get out more ;)

Love that song.

I've been witness to a Volvo wagon flip over at no greater than 15 miles an hour. This was a bunch of years ago, but this is how it went down. This takes place on a very narrow street which has a slight left hander (5-10 degrees maybe?) after it intersects a busy four lane at roughly a 60 degree angle.

Oh god, this is the new "why did you turn?!"

My dad let me drive his 93 Camaro around when I was like 10, granted it's not a Ferrari, and this was in a big parking lot. At first I drove with him in the car showing me how it was done, but after I felt confident enough he let me drive it without anyone babysitting me, I didn't crash once.

An opinion, I think the side profile is rather elegant and sporty. I like cars from this era, but usually don't think they're beautiful, this one though, yeah.

There are also two different versions with different English voice actors, one is good, and one is absolute shit, you've probably seen the shit version, It took me forever to find the good version online.

Please guys (I'm talking to any Jalopnik employee here), would you add a voting mechanism to all Used Car Face Off articles? It would be so easy to implement, then we could see which car the commentariat decides is the better buy.

I personally think these are pretty cool. It seems like they got screwed out of being cool because of one factor: price.

DD: Porsche 918. Looks amazing, especially in martini livery. I feel like it would be the most comfortable to drive everyday without trying to kill me if it rains a little.

"Even the juice that comes out is red" -My Brother

So instagram makes a video app now? Sorry to be an ass, this was actually a great video and I definitely enjoyed it, but really the film grain/hue/saturation etc killed the video quality. Next time just leave out the effects or minimize them a little more.

Me likey, if they sold this under VW's name in the US, I would be tempted to buy one (probably second hand in reality) but that doesn't change the fact that it looks like a great little hatch.

"Look ma, NO HANDS!"

Those headers are sweet! I'd love to put this in a shopping cart or some such far too light weight chassis, it's so cute too.