"TAKE ME BREATH AWAY"... wait wha-PLANES, yeah planes..

Racescooter?

I actually pulled a "wait, WHAT?"

Does this happen to be it? cause if so, fuckin awesome!

DO WANT

Hahaha I just thought that, 100% chance it happened, this is what I envisioned:

Nice mop, Ill take my Firebolt though. (Yeah I know they're the same broom but screw it good enough)

Less than that mate, 16,000 € is about 22 grand US, how much do they run for in your neck of the woods?

Lets go to Ollie with the report: EVERYTHANG IS FAKE!

Hah that was actually quite good

That was actually nibbles, he lost his job at kia and had to take an internship at jalopnik to keep food on the table.

#Trainlopnik

I'm pretty sure thats a lambo.

By the time you see it, your already screwed

My dad's getting his 71' (one previous owner: one of his best friends) VW Camper Full pop top (not the shitty half pop top where only the front comes up) sprayed by a friend of ours up in Maine as we speak, should be done soon. Dad also got all new upholstery made. He did all the mechanical work like rebuilding the…

I just want Operation Market Garden, Omaha and other classic maps from 1942 to be added. Launching yourself off the ally side hill where the planes were located using the jeep/C4 technique and seeing if you could land on the steeple of the church to snipe was fucking awesome. +100 Internets to who ever knows what I'm…

One thing I loved about the Max Payne series was the discussions you could hear the enemies having about which movies were their favorites, and other random shit.

Oh my god, When my friends and I found this dude earlier at the beginning of the school year I still can't believe how hard we laughed watching this. later that year you could hear "hold my diiiiiiiiick" resonate through the hallways. good times

These are awesome, unfortunately I knew that my 240 story wouldn't win... However I remembered another one today. My mom's old ford (no idea what the make was, I was around 10 at the time) had its horn stuck on so what my dad did was rewire it into a light switch and he installed that (with cover and everything)…

I was shouting "SMALL CORRECTIONS SMALL CORRECTIONS" at my monitor through the entire video. Also what a god damn BOSS full oppo in boxers.