You forgot #corrections ;)

What really would have been impressive is if he managed to rack up a speeding ticket in addition to all the other citations he received. Too bad its only possible in a school zone... WATCH OUT KIDS! CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP

Incase of nibbles: It's only a flesh wound

My god, what is this? this is the strangest/funniest thing I think Iv'e seen in weeks

I thought for sure I would have this COTD.

What the devil is a Flashbulb? Blasted technology!

made me laugh out loud, then I almost choked to death on my cough drop. Heart clicked for the rush of adrenaline you just gave me

Hahaha that's fantastic. I wont try to blame my daft blunder on this, but pretty much my entire family is dyslexic too. And to all the haters; They are really close spelling wise, I swear!

Impressive, However the real question now is... will it blend?

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Fantastic.

My god that was absolutely hilarious, trolling at her finest!

Mission successful.

Don't worry boys, ill let the door hit me on the ass on the way out.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT

Wait a minute... how is the colander staying on his head?

If you want to actually get it soon, then uh, no I think not

Although my condition is not even close to one fiftieth the severity of this child's, I may have some answers. I cut my finger off using a surface planer in shop class two years ago. (you wouldn't believe it, but I was the best in the class) When I went in for surgery, they transplanted skin from further up (about an…

How much time does the stig have in each car before he hotlaps it?

The one that got away.