@TrampaOnline: Aw crap, that was the first thing I thought of, shoulda checked if someone already posted. +1 to you good sir.

Zed's dead baby.

I'm grabbing my leather jacket, and my faded blue jeans... "Ma ,Can I borrow the car?"

Oh how I love binding sv_gravity 10000, and sv_gravity 300 on a server start the round and everyone jumps up, I press my hotkey and they all get insta-gibed like there is a massive magnet underneath the map hehehe...

@jodark: [www.amazon.com] You can thank me later for the hours of lost work time.

@2xwishbonz: Don't mind me.

Specially crafted for this occasion.

[inception.davepedu.com]

@Incursor: Depends on what you buy, AMD or Intel. If you buy AMD, which I suggest, it's much greater bang-for-buck. Then you will have more money to spend on your Graphics card, which is obviously the most important part of a gaming rig. Go to Newegg.com

@a.seivewright: And a coke can from 2100. If you get my reference, plus 100 internets to you!

@hodayathink is walking in the glow of love: 10-what and who?

Either way, that car absolutely melted.

Don't mind me, just cruising around in my G class.

@Isetta: I love how it goes from the 80's porn music with the reverb on the dudes voice to rammstein. But that thing looks like a god damn boss, i'd love to have one of those.

@ElGuapo29: Oh god not that song! it's on literally every single 30 second or less clip on youtube.

@user500: Use protection

Clash of The Titans came out a whi- oohhhh

@redman042: Actually, you become a police officer.