@Zinger314: Bravo!

@ivyinvestor: Good point, hadn't thought it through, I assumed it was in the street, although as I look closer, it could just as easily be a parking lot. i.e, someones property. Oh well, damn you and your reasoning!

@GMorgan: Do you want me to stop eating forever???

@Billiam_Bisquits: hahaha, promoted.

@skt.smth: CONGRADULATIONS, YOU'RE THE 10,000TH VISITOR ON THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!

@Scooter McGee, Esq.: How is that illegal at all? fucking police.

@anexanhume: Congratulations, It looks like you're going straight to hell!

@lpranal: Thats truly epic, I wish so bad that I would be able to do that. Were you under the influence of anything, other than your own mind? I've had some cool dreams after smoking, but nothing on this level.

@Dewgy: Well usually, I sleep in a chair tilted in front of the bathtub. that helps me wake up usually, or drown. 1:1 odds aren't bad.

@minibeardeath: Like what Lite: an adveturer said before me, its drag, for instance The Bugatti Veyron SS (an incredibly aerodynamic car) needed 196 more BHP, and 185lb ft. of torque more to best the regular Veyron's top speed by only 17 miles per hour, also it consumed an insane amount of fuel at this speed. I guess…

I lol'ed three words in: "All Bobby Cleveland..." are you shitting me, Bobby Cleveland? bahahahahaha

@LemonMeringueTy: The jokes on you, Lemonmeringuety!

@Koztah: What a dickhead, god i'm sick of those people.

@Bobby T.: "Hands, The Hands Of Fate:" the best worst movie ever

I always thought that hot foods, and the ingredient in hot peppers. like capsaicin, released endorphins but I could be completely wrong.

Crazy stuff, my mind is Spinning...

@MarcusMaximus: Although there are some sharp remarks, we really must Cutback on these threads, I Saw the error of my ways, and if you Axe me, these puns are getting a Bit Boring.

@Scaramanga: Bastards, always one step ahead of the game... Alright ideo ill give you some credit, i guess.

@garmonestes: As if you were in the same room.

@Scaramanga: Everything past your first two sentences is irrelevant, you ruined your post by mentioning the first apple mouse. Right click? amiright or amiright