Hey! How about a courtesy NSFW next to that hyperlink that takes you to a page starting with “Here are the Penis Pics”. That should be fun to explain in a few hours.

Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

If you think this is crazy, wait until I tell you what Fox *News* has completely ignored

I prefer to truther flu claims. Seems every damn person that comes down with something between October and March has influenza. After all, it’s flu season, so there is no possible way you could become infected with any malady other than influenza during flu season. I’d assert a large percentage of people that claim…

Plus it’s likely not the RAM unless you’re running 2GB. SSD first and always.

just cancel your pledges to the creator. there’s no reason to accuse people of fraud after your Sternly Worded Email. You sound like a real shit head.

really great deep cut reference 10/10

If you are going to plant evidence in Baltimore, at least go all out!

I am shocked and also outraged that the majority of random people who drive for uber are not driving vehicles that are equipped to handle a wheelchair.

I didn’t know that this article forced people to follow Kotaku’s instructions for playing the game and took away their free rein.

lol, okay. But what’s his real name?

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

Facts:
• Multiple previous run-ins with the law regarding drinking and driving.
• Would not come out of his house when the police arrived. Instead waited until they returned at 1am with a warrant. The accident was around 8pm. The resulting blood test was then inconclusive.
• Beer containers were found in his truck.

He…

Though historically, people from Oklahoma were 3 times more likely to use the letter K than any of the ones you listed.

Shipping is when fans of a show decide that there’s sexual or romantic tension between two characters, rightly or wrongly, and thus wish to see the characters in a relationship (“ship”). Think Team Edward vs Team Jacob. Also, Kirk/Spock (which is why queer shipping is usually referred to as “slash”)

1. I love you name. It makes me think of football games and beach vacations. 2. Do you have any specific questions? I’m happy to help if I can.

Anyone else disappointed that Carew wasn’t identified as Jewish Hall of Famer Rod Carew?

Mike Tyson, who presented Christie with a title belt...