I love this journalism about journalism stuff.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

That is NOT how the second verse goes of that song.

You'd think a guy intent on seeing some Wizards would be content with a room full of old white guys?

black leather couches = lots of money and no taste.

It's not Didier Drogba in the video, it's his brother. They look very similar, but Didier has long flowing shiny hair. His brother does not.

The pooping was no big deal, but my heart was in my mouth the whole time because I was sure someone was gonna step in it.

if perception is reality, then Goodell magically pissed only the top-half of his pants...

"I wouldn't pay that much for a dick pic"

"Yeah, but was it free?"

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Do what everyone else does- rub one out in the supply room.

The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.

Well, now we know he has what it takes to play on Sunday.

Russ is just establishing his street cred.

Darren Wilson promptly shot Nate Robinson.

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

To be fair, it's not surprising that a guy who's spent his whole career in Detroit is taken aback when he sees a team "playing football."