There’s a lot of words in these tweets that I don’t understand.

Give her/him a break, they’re doing their best(iality)

Between this botch and all the times her and Sasha Banks almost died with botches during their feud, making it to SDL without missing major time has to be some sort of minor miracle.

I found a ublock filter to block the extra stories from appearing, but it still fucks with my URL.

Or maybe the writer should go back to j-school and figure out how to write sentences of appropriate length. Any of my profs would have killed this sort of pattern.

Sorry, I fell asleep midway through the insanely long sentences here. At one point you got to 69 words. Seriously?

Horry County officials said there were no victims until the team had a run in with Big Shot Bob, with 2 unidentified women left with permanent damage to their vision.

“I have Noah DEA what sort of drugs I took”

I came here looking for tips on how to actually become a player in this league. I already have the Dae-Ho Lee physique, what’s next.

Wait, you used to get extra money if you can use it in a sentence? America was fucked way way way back then.

God damnit. I’m going to choose to believe it was a ninja edit, and not that I’m blind.

The link in the story is not the recipe in the picture. I found the original recipe for that picture, and replied to myself with it.

Google image search comes through in the clutch:

Can I just get the recipe for whatever that is up there in the hero shot? Asking for a fat guy friend.

Same. I would love the uncomfortable return to the Big Ten.

:(

Username checks out. DAMN

“Jason’s horse secrets” sounds like the weirdest slash fanfic ever.

Women always seem shocked when I tell them it doesn’t really hurt getting hit in the dong, if the jingleberries are avoided.