Of course, but the comment I was replying to said didn’t mention OBJ, just “someone” “...it takes hours, not days”

Even worse, a dead ball after the half had expired.

I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.

Just sent this link to my wife with the subject line “Is this your weird plant protein crap?”

Just sent this link to my wife with the subject line “Is this your weird plant protein crap?”

Do you actually poo if you don’t eat real food?

Do you actually poo if you don’t eat real food?

I peed from my butthole last week, but that was just the flu, I think.

Yeah. My thought, in the months when I’m actually MFP’ing like I should, is “life is too short to measure ketchup”. So I just try and leave a little gap in my calories available. The moat of ketchup, you might call it.

Why is Mimi doing the peepee dance in the snow?

Congrats on shitting on someone else doing their thing to improve themselves.

I saw a quote somewhere today about “Happy” from her that encapsulated a lesson it took my therapist years to teach me.

I thought blankets killed the indians?

Anti-gravity is real, my friends.

Ummm... Seems like missing the point, to me. Facebook and YouTube share money with isis? Seems like something Cheeto Placebo would have told us about by now.

Wow, your mention of a ‘type’ of hair sent me way too far down the internet wormhole about all the different ‘types’ of hair with names and numbers and designations and all that. Had no idea it was such a science. I couldn’t find a word for my “white guy with hair strands so thin that it has no body but gets oily and…

Holy shit.

Should definitely have had food in my stomach before watching that. Yowza.

So where’s the kickstarter to get this added to the holiday party for the MediaGroupFormerlyKnownAsGawker? I wanna see Magary and Bobby Finger trying this out, STAT.

Same. June 29th with my first son. Hoping nobody at work needs me right now, cause someone’s cutting onions right now

Damnit, I’m currently working my way through the NWO angles on the network, you’re making me want to go back through the attitude era instead.

Hmm. Definitely something to think about. I think a lot of people (definitely not saying you, but more the kneejerk angry responders) are seeing the hashtag and conflating #BlackExcellence with #BlackSupremacy, which is why everyone’s up in arms, instead of taking the time to actually read words.