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I’m 100% against unicorn rape, personally.

Sorry, I should say that medically, a partial-birth abortion is not a thing. It was a term created by NRLC to make it sound scarier.

“Partial Birth” abortions aren’t a thing.

We got picked up on a Friday night, and he said he had a guy who was really drunk a few rides earlier. I said the dude was probably just tailgating early, and he went with “my daughter would start tailgating on wednesdays... she’s probably the most famous tailgater” and i was like “Sam?” he said “yep” and proceeded…

Her dad was my Uber driver a few weeks ago. No joke.

How does this compare to some of the big tech places in the valley where engineers are kept in a similar sort of dark about possibly even the company they work for? I’ve heard rumors of people unknowingly working on new iphone hardware for a while or something before being brought up to speed once they’ve passed the…

I can’t watch a Jets game without thinking Bunny Colvin is on the sideline.

Hey man, don’t hate on my Xanga. Where else am I supposed to post my bed friend surveys and Good Charlotte quotes?!

According to RZA, he spat on her. Not cool, no matter what.

Should have punched him in the head.

I think if nintendo wants to print money, they go steal all the bethesda people and make a skyrim + pokemon type game. Instant billions

“leak and limp”

Is there an alternate alternate timeline where that John Edwards is the fake psychic instead of the fake family values candidate?

A filter for snot, not a filter for actual germs.

I was all about the nosefrida until someone pointed out i’m basically inhaling whatever germs they’ve got in their nose directly into my lungs.

Hah. No worries. I’m over it. :)

My dad’s an abusive drug addict felon, so probably :) Wasn’t meaning to call him out, just joking around that a lot of kids think their dad is infallible :)

I assumed when you said you were ‘little’ maybe that meant you were a little kid, and your dad embellished in the retelling. Regular wasp to super deadly man killing wasp. Flip flop meat into foot meat, that sort of thing :)

Is it on me? I feel like it’s on me.