I’m 100% against unicorn rape, personally.

Sorry, I should say that medically, a partial-birth abortion is not a thing. It was a term created by NRLC to make it sound scarier.

“Partial Birth” abortions aren’t a thing.

We got picked up on a Friday night, and he said he had a guy who was really drunk a few rides earlier. I said the dude was probably just tailgating early, and he went with “my daughter would start tailgating on wednesdays... she’s probably the most famous tailgater” and i was like “Sam?” he said “yep” and proceeded…

Her dad was my Uber driver a few weeks ago. No joke.

How does this compare to some of the big tech places in the valley where engineers are kept in a similar sort of dark about possibly even the company they work for? I’ve heard rumors of people unknowingly working on new iphone hardware for a while or something before being brought up to speed once they’ve passed the…

I can’t watch a Jets game without thinking Bunny Colvin is on the sideline.

Hey man, don’t hate on my Xanga. Where else am I supposed to post my bed friend surveys and Good Charlotte quotes?!

According to RZA, he spat on her. Not cool, no matter what.

Should have punched him in the head.

I think if nintendo wants to print money, they go steal all the bethesda people and make a skyrim + pokemon type game. Instant billions

“leak and limp”

Is there an alternate alternate timeline where that John Edwards is the fake psychic instead of the fake family values candidate?

A filter for snot, not a filter for actual germs.

I was all about the nosefrida until someone pointed out i’m basically inhaling whatever germs they’ve got in their nose directly into my lungs.

Someone else figured it out, it was NetBus.

Yes! That triggered it! Netbus! Thank you!

You probably got hit by some sort of griefing malware type situation. They were all the rage back in the day, and could do stuff like that. I can’t remember what it was called, but there was a piece of software that people used to install for fun and it could do that sort of stuff. I wish I could remember the name,…

More bootyfingers for the rest of us.

Is it slower than the Wire? I remember every season, without fail, it was take 5 episodes to get to that ‘oh shit can’t go to sleep until i finish the season’ mode, and then it would just be a runaway train of awesome. I won’t put any spoilers here, but for those who have seen it, go look at the summaries of every…