MRSA YIPS is an anagram of Irsay PMS.

Taco?

Oh, ok. So you’re trapped in a prison of your own design, not some weird “Macs on Thursdays only let me open stuff in Silverlight!”

Dude, read all throughout the thread. My other replies, I’ve said I’m all for paying players. My post was RE: the outrage over this particular guy getting paid a lot of money.

Jess Settles was clearing at least 130k by his 9th year.

Except the Iowa athletic department doesn’t use “taxpayer” dollars or school funds. The department is self-sustaining since 2008.

You guys got Mounted by Union.

I totally agree that the money could be better used in other places, but it’s not like if the athletic department didn’t use athletic department revenue to pay this athletic department employee, that the poly sci department gets a few more tenure lines. Only 10 schools in the country give more back to the university…

I wish. If I were him, I’d feel a whole lot better about the size-44 cargo shorts I’m wearing right now.

Why in the world are you stuck with silverlight?

I do not find that fact fun at all.

Agreed. The sliding scale is way skewed. Feels like a bad fantasy football excel cheat sheet, where the position multipliers are all borked and it’s trying to tell you to bid 79 of your 100 dollars on DeMarco Murray.

Oh, for sure. Players are getting fucked harder than Bielema’s wife on that plane.

Half yard away from the playoffs is cratering? Fuck outta here.

I don’t have an issue with someone who helps the athletic department make a shitton of money to get paid a shitton of money, no.

Excuses? Nah. Context. Unless I missed the memo, is there some sort of nutty-approved max S&C salary?

Huh?

Nah dude, it’s totally cool. As long as we can all agree the Iowa Corn > Nebraska Corn, go hog wild with the corn jokes.

When can we expect your Harlem Shake video? Or is it just RE: sports that you’re a few years behind?

Truth. But I’m not making it up. Dude’s a fucking clownshoe. Above and beyond any political or idealogical horseshittery he’s come up with, he’s just a maroon.