You can watch whatever you want. But if your boss told you “Hey, you need to go to this training session” and you said “Eh, I’m gonna go to b-dubs instead, I’ll watch the highlights from the slide deck”, you’re gonna get shit on.

Except, you know, he’s paid to “write” about soccer. That would seem to indicate you might want to watch the fucking match.

I prefer “underly periody”

My wife’s due date is tomorrow. I knew going in this would be a tough read, but I figured since I’m already a ball of emotions about everything else, what’s another afternoon in a super-dusty cubicle?

Do we know if there’s going to be a price drop on the fat xbones? I have 1080p, and will be for the foreseeable future, and couldn’t care less about VR, so I wouldn’t mind snagging a $200 xbone fat if that’s an option. (Moreso that I would really rather not Gears 4 on PC, because PTSD)

edit: n/m, bad taste.

My wife is 39 weeks today. I sent her this link on facebook and said “We should try and break this record”

You can’t get the banhammer by mistake. They’re banning people who are running a program on their computer to cheat with Overwatch. You install that program to cheat at Overwatch, and for no other reason. They’re not banning people because they look too good.

Geezus, I’m just now watching the animated shorts (I didn’t play the beta, basically bought the game blind after all the hype on release day)... These are really good.

This. I didn’t get contacts until I was about 25, because i could never even imagine touching my eye. Had a few hundred extra bucks left on my flex spending one year, decided to get a few packs just to see if i could get used to it, and haven’t bought glasses in 5 years since. Single-day disposables ftmfw

Wait, PS4 can remote play on PC?

Wait, PS4 can remote play on PC?

Well done cropping out the ads and pre-roll on the youtube embed. Thanks.

Quit quoting my early 20s.

So apparently I cheated on io9 a few weeks ago...

Sonos link 404's

Sonos link 404's

This is when I’m sad this isn’t a deadspin post, because all the relevant jokes I could make are sports-based.

And reading through AirBNB’s language on the matter they’re very, very, very hands-off with regards to company policies. It basically says “Hey, here are the federal/state laws, you should comply with them”

“And I’m Perd Hapley”

Nah, I don’t think so. If anything, she made a thing out of dating all the smart guys. Nobel prize winners, Macarthur genius grant winners, etc.

Nothing will ever be as jarring as when I found out it’s spelled Berenstain. :(