As a non car guy, I’m going to assume that the first rock you hit knocked something really really important off the bottom of your car, and that’s why you didn’t have any more clunky sounds, because you took off the lower 8 inches of your undercarriage.

I understand that you worked hard on that pun, but reading the word “Guilder” just made me want to watch Princess Bride.

Be a real man and sit down to pee. That way nobody knows if you’re pissing or shitting. And shitting with your phone is 100% acceptable.

Yeah, no beef. I only see bagels.

His real name is Austin Watson. Creed was part of his gimmick in the indy territories.

But did HamNo approve this post first? HamNo is second only to that bitchy ice cream fitness guy in terms of people I ignore while eating froyo with more toppings than yo and reading articles like this.

When I was a little little kid, I called all black people “Cosbies”.

Damnit, dusty smokey onions at work today. :(

My wife is preggo too. She’s also forgetful.

I’m anti-water just because of all the hours I spent trying to catch the Hylian Loach.

Wow... I’m not used to reading about reasonable judicial choices.

I want a cookie, but I’m just a fat white guy who already caucused, so nobody cares to give me cookies anyway.

So by saying he doesn’t want to be in a ‘solo’ movie, does that preclude him from taking up the shield if the rumors in past spoiler posts about Cap are true?

Even Dr. Love thinks that’s fucked up.

That’s not a loogie he just sneezed across the room.

My wife worked with someone who had troubles the first time around, took 18 months. So they started working towards a second pretty much immediately, and bam, first month back after e’rything was all healed, preggo. Had 2 under 1 for a month or so.

That picture looks like Preparation H Raymond

Poor Tony Kanal. Forever, just poor Tony Kanal.

Isn’t the point of the article that the only way to get the digital ticket is through ticketmaster, AKA face value+?

To be fair, 90% of the population of SoCal is orange to begin with.