I found a hidden camera in the (single-stall, unisex) bathroom of my workplace last year, and it took a full year before they arrested and charged him, likely because they were trying to gather as much solid evidence/connect him to more of the videos.

Wait wait wait... I got an F on my ‘How to make awesome sub sandwiches’ speech and this fuckboy gets away with this? Horseshit.

I wasn’t a WWF viewer (let alone a PPV-buying one) when that happened, but did go back and watch it on the network after everyone was drawing comparisons, and what struck me most was how little down time there was.

A butt plug of a person? Like really a lot of fun once you convince your partner to try it for the first time?

Things to ignore Rhonda Rousey about:

Isn’t there some big scandal going on the UK about blowing royals?

I believe that was the Bunk’s argument against Omar re: Bird.

Sloppy fellation is the best kind...

The guy working the drive through at McDonald’s also told me to have a blessed day.

Constantly

you can skip the cobbler.

My mom used to think the Eve 6 lyric was “Wanna put my tender part in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion.”

You’re giving our average american voter a LOT of credit. Most people I know won’t do that much research to find each of those points to be the case.

That’s what happens when you associate with a dumpster fire.

You can’t spell “Cubs’ third basemen of the future” without ‘semen’

I’m going to assume there won’t be a Cardinals version.

I never know how to pronounce, as a white guy from the midwest, “stunting”... Like fully pronouncing the ‘g’ seems to be against the spirit of the word, but also feels against the spirit of my lack of street cred. So I just don’t know.

Do you also, perchance, believe Daniel LaRusso is the real bully?

According to Wikipedia, she was written off the show because she got knocked up and couldn’t stick around. I’ve said this before, but the man who did that to her deserves a freaking medal.

I was about to jump down your throat. Rachel has no fault in the ruining of that wedding. She was invited. She (eventually) showed up. He said the wrong name. Emily was stricken from our lives forever (thank fuck, she is literally the worst)