That’s what happens when you associate with a dumpster fire.

You can’t spell “Cubs’ third basemen of the future” without ‘semen’

I’m going to assume there won’t be a Cardinals version.

I never know how to pronounce, as a white guy from the midwest, “stunting”... Like fully pronouncing the ‘g’ seems to be against the spirit of the word, but also feels against the spirit of my lack of street cred. So I just don’t know.

“Streams faster”, meaning stream startup time is reduced, or is this just an allusion to the improved wifi bands/etc?

Do you also, perchance, believe Daniel LaRusso is the real bully?

According to Wikipedia, she was written off the show because she got knocked up and couldn’t stick around. I’ve said this before, but the man who did that to her deserves a freaking medal.

I was about to jump down your throat. Rachel has no fault in the ruining of that wedding. She was invited. She (eventually) showed up. He said the wrong name. Emily was stricken from our lives forever (thank fuck, she is literally the worst)

Me too.

Yes

That yogurt shop is across the street from where I sit right now. Cool. Best yogurt shop in town, too.

We did nothing wrong!

Eh, I don’t know about sweetest ever. That goes to someone who can properly cook salmon. I always completely trash that on the grill.

My wife tried on her dress at home a few times after she bought it, before it was fully fitted and the lighting, or lack of clips, or something, made her not really love it the way she did in the store, and that feeling continued through the wedding day.

As a dude who’s never played any sort of RP, this is a very weird post.

As a Chelsea fan, I just hope Mou doesn’t go out and overspend on someone we don’t actually want/need just to make up for the butthurt.

And murdering its CEO

Or you could, you know, build your own for about $30

I was 23 at the time.

When I was a younger dude and just becoming sexually active, i went to Planned Parenthood to see about the HPV vaccine. It was $15 for women, and $400 for men.