I think you missed an important one.

a Planet Where Culture Itself Is Illegal

Oddly enough, it looks like ‘star is might be in Deadpool 2.

Faithful is good. Nice and accurate would be better.

Thoughts and prayers

Regardless of how ‘easy’ they are to make, I’m pretty sure that if the *only* way to get ahold of a gun was to make one yourself or buy one from somebody who made it themselves, then we’d see an incredible reduction in gun murders.

This is a good point, but the same time, though, if you use a prohibited firearm, the authorities know there’s a gun out there. And if it’s confiscated, it’ll be expensive to replace, so owners would theoretically be judicious about their use. Further, the guns that remain in circulation will eventually deteriorate if…

The plane will begin its decent and the rocket will fire out of its butt like a flaming turd.

If you were making $5 million a year and (probably) getting a free leased car from the university every year, you’d care less about all that.

I want to go gawk at their house, and if they come out and ask what I’m doing I’d say “You just don’t see gravel roads like this anymore, very quaint”. Because I’m drunk right now and think that’s hilarious

I cannot wrap my head around my someone would want to live on a gravel road rather than a paved road (which appears to be what the Ferentzes are most pissy about). Gravel roads suuuuuuck. They’re dirty and rough and full of ruts. They develop deep potholes in the same places over and over. They’re murder on your car.…

And they’ll have a mid-December court date in a small, half capacity venue.

Too bad he’s so mediocre, because good Ferentzes make good neighbors.

I’ll bet the jury in this case will be deadlocked at 6-6.

just the self-healing road in process

What a great way to expend 80 miles of range.

When need to know if you have 5/64ths remaining in your tank.

HUD ALL THE THINGS!!!1!!i!!

OMG, if they actually called it “Untitled Deadpool Sequel”...can we get a petition to Ryan Reynolds about this?

I am judging that woman, whoever she is, so hard for sleeping with Kid Rock.