You think that’s not exactly what inspired this stunt? Musk’s vision isn’t exactly idiosyncratic.

Go find a place in the Mojave or Sonoran that looks like that and listen. It sounds like that.

Only here at io9 would Ron Cephas Jones get tagged for Luke Cage and Mr. Robot and not This is Us.

Smartwatches will have their big day when they can finally do accurate, real time, FDA-approved, blood sugar monitoring.

Proper German engineering, that.

Remember how that one regular season loss happened. Defensive scheme is the glaring weakness of the OU team right now and that’s all on Stoops.

Ah yes, the vaunted Georgia defense. That allowed OU to score 17 more points than Iowa State did. The amazing defensive effort that held OU to a season average score of 48 points. No. The credit for this win goes to Georgia’s offense that scored a season high to win that game.

The hair pieces alone are worth the set.

Possibly even more effectively with the added weight on his hip.

A KU campus cop filing a police report on a KU basketball player may as well be filing his resignation letter.

One would think you’d want to do such pressure testing with something other than an explosive gas.

Have none of you people ever heard of Shadowrun?

Hands down, best way is through a gastrostomy tube.

It is? I thought “Blood and Soil” and “We won’t be replaced by Jews” was more common.

I didn’t like the character of Billy but he served, for me, a useful plot role. I spent ?six? episodes guessing he was the Paul Reiser character’s kid/stepkid/hired plant. That he turned out to be a totally superfluous douche was a disappointment but he was still an effective decoy.

I have come to peace with the midicholorians by establishing the head cannon that they’re not the source of the Force but a Force-eating parasite attracted in larger numbers to more powerful Force users. And that Sidious/Palp is Anakin’s father but he mindwiped Shmi and dumped her on Tatooine after raping her.

Just to confirm, you don’t actually know what “swarthy” means, do you?

That Koennigsegg key should, in any universe that cares for proper narrative causality, work by being inserted in a shield orientation into a cavity in the middle of the dash.

I’m going to need a diagram, sorry.

Not one mention of NBA D-League Rookie of the Year Abdel Nader? Really?