“An 8:42 start serves who?”

Seriously. This is why the terrorists hate us.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Hit in the face by Blair Walsh’s kick

I'm surprised you still have time to read Deadspin.

Not losing sleep does not equal hiring crisis manager.

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

This one hurts an old Georgia boy who, as a kid, loved him some Ernie Banks. Let's play two indeed. Ernie and baseball were made to make people happy and Ernie held up his end as well as has ever been done.

Throw Mamba from the Train

oh goddammit, CoolWhhhip.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

As a Seahawk fan, I don't know why you would ever have cared about Manning. Your team sucked throughout his whole prime, then kicked his ass when he was over the hill...

Your welcome.

Before any of you disrespectful losers start making any rude jokes, at least wait until this man's body is as cool as the other side of the pillow.

okay thanks for stopping by

I have just one question.

You know there are approximately eleventy 4.98π billion other websites on the internet, right?

My son is 15 and suicidal. He had some concussions a couple of years back and has not been the same since. He has made three legitimate attempts in the past few months, been in and out of hospitals, on and off of all different types of medications. As dark as it may sound, I fear that it is not going to end well…

Incredibly difficult to read.

Can't claim to have known Ryno well in his time in Orlando, but knew him and saw him often enough - both before games, after practices, and around the community - that he recognized me, my brother, & my dad. From the little I did get to know about him, he's an awesome guy.
Truly feel like…