Walking in on my mom while she was “wrestling” with Steve Stone

Wrong. She is finding it delicious.

I bet Katie just ate that up!

In honor of Deadspin?

The only thing that would be more impressive is if his name was Brett Weir.

Sweet! Between Wade and Rondo they might combine to hit like 5 or 6 three-pointers...All Year.

See, now everything is just fine.

Termites?

I tried using advanced tactics in bed with my wife last night. Sadly, I struck out and never even got to first base.

He did not have his (Ford) Focus when he needed it the most.

Keeping Jackson’s completion percentage in mind he would have probably missed the target anyway.

This one is as hot as the weather here.

YOU’RE going to disintegrate? It's 6:00 PM!

In Soviet Russia Fish Smoke You!

Instead of an actual birthday party, my soon-to-be seven year old son told me he wants a new iPad. Am I a terrible father for going with the iPad?

How about the walk-off walk the Gay Choir had to endure pre-game?

If you ask me I’d say next time be a little less pesky but Mokeski

Now wait one gosh darn minute. I will wash your mouth out with Alton Listerine if you think I’m actin’!

Quit being so insensitive around an issue as Pressey as this.

Feeling pretty Sikma to my stomach about this