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After carefully studying the pre Halloween stories on the site I was shocked and appalled that My kid brought home not one single fucking Mounds bar..When I lived in Chicago we were overrun with them. Now, in Vegas, nothing.

She must really be some fucking catch because frankly I would not have the ability to deal well with that sort of in-law bullshit. I used to do things that are legal in CO with my ex girlfriend's parents, but put a cheeseburger on the Kosher plate? Holy shit did they erupt. Kicked me out of their house on numerous…

+6- the average WPBA frame. Missed you guys this past week.

Anybody see the "awkward wheel of fortune" clip? :19 of your life. Watch it and tell me if

"He wasn't in his comfort zone, he was way out in left field"

The Rhino is a much better option than the OG, it's classier, and you get a better blow-by-blow of the situation.

Better than the "Josh Hancock, I'd have a drink with THAT GUY!" sign they showed that Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden was holding up.

Also Steve Nash vetoed the Maury Povich Show's attempt to have the phrase, "You are NOT the father!" emblazoned on the Lakers jerseys.

If that's the case, then why did they introduce Honorary Captain Dennis Byrd with "These Boots were Made for Walking"?

We're talking the type of pain that makes one vomit.

BRING THE PAIN DUAN.. Celebrating the 6 year anniversary of my kidney stone, the most painful malady that can occur to a man.. To big to pass so they put me in a tub and blasted the fucker into bits that I had to piss out for the next week. All in all a positive experience due to the fact that they found a tumor in…

TheFirstRow.EU has it, if you don't mind some sex-ridden popups.

TUMS Brennaman or ROLaids Fingers?

Congrats to Dusty Baker! Why you ask? Well, Dusty has just completed the trifecta of bad clutch managing. He has now lost 3 postseason series when ahead by 2 games ('02 WS, '03 LCS, and now '12 LDS) Cincinnati as long as he is your team's skipper, everything should be just dandy!

Sal and Richard perfected this art well before this clown

I thought Larry Johnson was just arrested in Vegas? Not DC!

Blowjob in the AM is tough, despite the morning wood situation which occurs about 365 days a year, I generally have to take a piss first which removes all hopes of any sort of romanticism...

Clearly, this 'fan' was smitten with Romney. Tip your waitresses folks!

ESPN's sources say Billy Gillespie is going to resign.