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Here's the deal. Every time you post something about Diablo III, I'm going to jump in to remind everyone what a cash grab D3 is, and how disrespectful the dev team was to the fanbase while making.

DO NOT GIVE these people your money. Just because Jay Wilson isn't aropund anymore doesn't mean that the corporate culture

How the f**** can you say that the Jaguar and Virtual boy are worse than some of the obscenities at the top of the list? At least they had things that were recognizable as games on them.

I'm not saying either system was worth a pile of sh** in the hand, but if you're going to assign ranks you shouldn't do so randomly.

So... They're implementing all of the things that we suggested in the original beta.

Nope. Not going to give them my monies. They paid jay wilson to tell us to F off for a year. Too little, too late. This COULD have been the launch game.

I absolutely understand how it works. Taking the time to render the intermediary steps for trailer publishing takes a shit-ton of time.

I don't think that's what's happening here, because it's the close up shots of optimus and Grimlock that I'm reacting to.

In the examples that you gave (which I appreciate, very good

I'll just leave this here.

8.1 was a step in the right direction, but the fact that 9 has been announced already, this early, is to me a sign that even post-ballmer microsoft knows that they've made horrible mistakes.

Let's face it: Windows 8 is what you get when you duct-tape the windows 7 to the windows phone interface. Much like a hammer duct

Yeah, that's not at all an accurate statement. They're not paying a cgi house to make a trailer, and then finish up the cgi for the main thing - That would be super expensive. They're paying an animation house to deliver a product.

I think you're referring to the pre-cgi days.

Jubilee has, throughout her entire history, been the shittiest character ever.

Worse than DAZZLER. I said it.

You realize that Michael Bay is responsible for the Transformers movies, right?

Awww.

1. Stop peeing on my dreams.
2. Tell Michael Bay to stop peeing on my dreams.

Con: Animation looks cheaper, less realistic, and more cartoony in this one.
Pro: That's Megatron transforming into a giant gun AS IT SHOULD BE.

BRAAAAP BRAAAAP. (/scott bromley)

TAKE ALL OF MY GODDDAMNED MONEY RIGHT NOW.

Also, I baked you a turkey and a pie.

How do we know that the game stars we have now aren't gay? Until we see hetero activity in game, seriously... why do we assume that one of these fine heroes aren't gay? Statistically speaking it would be weird if one weren't.

Aww man. That's it. I'm buying rust and starting a death cult then.

You guys complain about the overused memes every week, and then you don't recognize them when you see them. Some of these go back a year or two - Owen outright banned use of asshole dog at one point.

Really, how do you not recognize sad keanu, snuggy owen, and coke mountain pacino? They appear every week as entries if

... That's exactly the entire point of my shop. Thanks for missing the joke. Whoooosh! there it goes over your head.