Me and 90% of the internet. Welcome.

I honestly just like creating delicious chaos.

It's a descriptive word. It means "really, really good." Eat a shoe, you slang nazi.

Yikes! Been soundly corrected by many, I apologize. I totally know that Japanese folks are very clear on traditional logistics for EVERYTHING so I totally do believe that there's a right and wrong way, and believe the commentors who've corrected me. I'll give it a try next time I eat sushi.

The "how not to do it"…

Or you could buy sushi that's made right and stays together.

I get that this is a joke, but the recommendation to sauce the fish and not the rice is bullshit. The flavor of that dank ass fish is what you're paying for. If you want to cover that up directly, DON'T BUY SUSHI. You don't like it.

Sauce the rice, if anything.

But most of those people are being sarcastic as well, just in a more subtle way than I am. And there's no valid reason to chew someone out for not having insider knowlege, unless you're this guy:

That's a VERY flawed characterization of my relationship with this game, as well as my gaming habits. You, sir, are an idiot.

Ahh, my mistake. You must have a medical condition that prevents you from using sarcasm in a normal way.

No. No, no, no.

If I invest in a game's development based on an "open letter to the community" by a specific individual asking me to invest in his pet project, I damned well expect that motherfucker to stay with the project until release.

Stop lowering the bar of reasonable consumer expectations.

You must have a medical condition that prevents you from understanding sarcasm.

You must have a condition where you can't detect sarcasm. sir.

This is all a ploy to get me to say that the ps4 ads are the best videogame ads every, isn't it?

Thank you sir, for putting me on the path to excellence. I am smarter for having had this interaction, and am grateful to now know my place in relation to your own. Indeed, I will now be a better husband, father, son, and neighbor thanks to your timely and just correction.

You, sir, have changed my life for the better.

But Zelda IS A GIRL IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. MY BRAIN CANNOT COMPUTE UNLESS SOME COMMENTERS YELL AT ME.

Wait, are you suggesting that if a pre-paid beta were cancelled, then the people who support the game wouldn't have a right to be mad? I'm pretty sure that's what you just wrote. Care to rephrase? Because that's a shitcrazy statement.

Now I don't think that this will cancel. But I do think that it will suffer without…

Yes, I did. I remember when Day Z had zombies in it.

I am NOT complaining about the current state of the game. I am complaining because the head dev just jumped ship before COMPLETING the game.

I don't think it will be ready in a year. And I don't think he'll be involved in the same capacity at the end of the year.

I have followed it though.

I am NOT complaining about the current state of the game. I am complaining because the head dev just jumped ship before COMPLETING the game.