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You, sir, don't understand the Kotaku commentariat.

Charlie, tell the nice man what we think about Flappy Bird news coverage.

Yeah, not obvious at all. I thought I was being blatant, but apparently not: LOOK at this thread of piss and vinegar!

I don't disagree that confidence is a major factor in attraction.

So many people are so fast to defend defining a woman's worth by makeup, hair, and clothing. Why are you one of them?

I can't find the guile's theme petition on the site. I am sad.

I stated exactly what I meant. I put a list of superficial things up against a list of substantive things and then wrapped them in an incendiary framework in an attempt to trick people into blindly lashing out against the very things that they actually believe in.

And looking at the comments, it worked just fine.

Do we…

Yes. All of those superficial things that you are describing are the things that I'm opposing. I'm saying that people wrapped up in all of that superficial crap that you can buy in a store are missing the point, and I'm suggesting that the people harrassing Ms. Day are focusing on the wrong things.

It sounds like we…

What does you touching women have to do with anything?

No, I'M the one talking about beauty products. My entire initial post was about them. That's what I'm saying.

I think that you are correct that the framework by which I chose to oppose the comments directed at ms. Day is triggering people's inability to read.

So judgemental!

You are indeed misreading, I'm not saying that at all.

What I did here is post a list of real qualities vs. beauty products and people are flipping out. Don't be a tool of the beauty industry.

Read my other responses. I'm kinda joking/kinda trolling. It's a list of real qualities vs. beauty industry products. People are PISSED at me as if I'm being shallow, but....

Also: Please stop talking about my penis.

Hah, no. That's not what I'm saying. That entire sentence is directed at the folks making horrible comments about Ms. Day's hair. I'm saying "Ms. Day is pretty cool, and anyone who says she's less cool because of her hair is shit."

But you sure are angry. You really WANT me to be a misogynist pig, and you really want…

Seriously, you just typed this sentance: "Your bullshit "women don't need makeup to be attractive to men" is JUST as bad as "women need double-Ds to be attractive to men.""

Do you REALLY think that me thinking my girlfriend is as hot when she doesn't wear makeup as when she does is as vile as the masogynistic crap…

You are reading a LOT into my words. Way more than I put there.

The way that the beauty industry talks to women is gross. That's all I'm saying. All the stuff you're saying that I'm trying to express? YOU put that all there. You're even putting quotations around things that I didn't say, and didn't even imply.

I'm not…

Also the fact that you talk about women that way, and about "getting laid" as if you're keeping score means you're much more of a pig than I am.

Although I will acknowledge that hair is certainty part of physicality. A small part.