(Psst I was trying to be funny by pretending that I'm too embarrassed to admit recognizing the couch. The truth? TOTALLY NOT EMBARRASSED.)
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Thanks, humor officer Undead. Without your contributions, we commenters would be lost. Thanks for keeping us on the straight and narrow. (Hint: This is another opportunity to sharpen your sarcasm detection skills.)
You are definately reading me wrong, and the conclusions you are drawing are absolutely false. And my response is not driven by ego. However, I don't expect you to believe that. In person I could absolutely convince you, because I'm actually a genuine person.
Your middle sentance there is incomprehensible to me. I…
I'm so happy right now as I scroll, and this makes me even happier.
The next gears will feature two menu interfaces and control schemes that are completely different and completely redundant. It will then force you to swap between them multiple times in every play session.
Three months after release they'll patch in the ability to stick with one or the other, but by then it will be too…
Why does starfox matter?
Barrel rolls. Also: Nobody had seen anything like it run that smoothly until the SNES.
There are classy ways to give that compliment, and there are overly-sexualized and creepy ways. I initially went with option #2.
It's a joke! I'm being obviously and highly sarcastic here. Why on earth are people responding as if I'm actually suggesting that it's wasteful? Do you SEE the giant gif?
Slightly nsfw? I'm pretty sure any 10 second clip from this video would get me shitcanned at my job.
Did you even read my post? It's very obviously a joke.
Did you even read my post? It's very obviously a joke.
I just miss her super strength and invulnerability. The power draining is too casual these days. I liked it more as a last resort thing, complete with the fear of killing or permanently absorbing someone again like with Danvers.
It's all hilarious, and very few of us got to see it all. It's a special Kotaku moment!
Heheheh yep he mentioned. (Way classier than the rest of us though.)
Another analogy (and scene that will go in my screenplay some day): Picture this: MC at a 90's Trekkie convention goes up. "Ladies and Gentlemen, Captain Kirk Himself.... Patrick Stewart!!!!"
Two seconds of complete silence, then the audience goes…
The post from the guy who works for UDON was noteworthy, though.
I really think the humor of the situation is found in the simultaneous nature of the postings. We're SUCH nerds. It's like an audience in a theatre FULL of clones of the Simpsons' comic book guy.
But it's STREET FIGHTER! SACRILEGE!
Oh god, I've become what I hate.
I love this, and plan on posting it whenever I accuse someone of being a redneck in an internet debate in the future.
The Candy Crush joke was pretty good.
(Editing my post here to keep up with edits of Luke's post that I was responding to.)
It works great. It's just less forgiving of NAT problems than other games.